Evan Rachel Wood

Call me insane, but I like this. I love a lady in a well-tailored suit. I love that she kind of looks like a well-heeled Newsie. I would buy her papes. But I do have questions about the hairstyle.

Evan Rachel Wood

Did it freeze while wet? (This has happened to me before. Every year of college.) It's so... crispy. Indeed, it reminds me strangely of Crispin Glover from his Charlie's Angels days. I keep expecting her to lift a lock of Drew Barrymore's hair to his nose, sniff it, and then race her TO THE DEATH.

Evan Rachel Wood

I mean, I get that she was going for something edgy, but look how tremendous her hair is when she just leaves it soft around her face. She is so stunning.

Audrey Napoleon

This person is... apparently some kind of producer and DJ? She was at ERW's movie premiere, and I had to share her with you, because a) She has a song called "Banana Soda Es Muy Loco," and b) WHAT is she wearing. I know you guys thought I was harsh on Shailene's ripped jeans yesterday, but it was just because I have lived in many a subzero climate and I seriously don't understand why you would leave a window open in your pants during winter. Brr. I feel that TIMES A THOUSAND here. Also, that's your bra. Also, therefore that's not a shirt. Also, no.

Audrey Napoleon

Still no. It's a spandex-y cocoon. She might be hatching out of it.

Fug or Fab: Evan Rachel Wood (And A Bonus Random Fug)

It's not that I don't understand the need to go casual in the winter climes; it's that I appreciate when people actually try to do it in a creative, thoughtful, interesting way. I FREELY admit that if I were ever at Sundance, or indeed when I am at Fashion Week in February, I would/will totally go jeans, boots, sweater. But then again, nobody would/will be looking at me (thank God) so HA. Life under the radar rules. [poll id="9472"] [Photos: Getty]