"De Rouille et D'os" Premiere - 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival

SHE is so pretty, and I kind of like this in theory -- she wears this color often, and it works on her -- but it doesn't seem to fit right. ALSO PLEASE PEOPLE PUT YOUR LEGS INSIDE. We KNOW you have them. ANGELINA WAS JOKING (I decided). You don't need to work your skirt slit like that. JUST WALK AND IT SHALL REVEAL ITSELF. Embrace the mystery!

"De Rouille et D'os" Premiere - 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival

The detail is kind of great (I'm pretending that I can't see her undies. I can't, right? RIGHT?).

"De Rouille et D'os" Premiere - 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival

At least Jane Fonda there is, um, supportive.

Fug or Fab: Freida Pinto

I decided that Eva Longoria is running some kind of scam on Freida Pinto and the rest of the L'Oreal women wherein she somehow manages to snag all the best dresses for herself and leaves them with the Wonky One. Look, it's something her Desperate Housewives character would have done, and now that the show's over, she needs SOME kind of outlet. Or is it not that bad? Sound off in the comments.