Capitol File's 7th Annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner After Party

Come on, girl. Can someone -- her agent, her manager, her stylist, her mom? -- sit her down and be like, "maybe you should just try smiling?" In fact, maybe we can round up the rest of the usual suspects in this regard -- the Olsens, Piper Perabo -- and have a mass carefrontation. (That being said, I actually think I quite like the dress.)

Capitol File's 7th Annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner After Party

See? SO CUTE.

Capitol File's 7th Annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner After Party

I do like the dress, though. I guess that's Josh Dallas, her co-star/boyfriend, and I freely admit that dude could run me down with a car and I wouldn't be able to identify him. I guess he's only really been in Once Upon a Time, and Thor, neither of which I have seen. But I keep thinking that he's MATT Dallas and therefore that Ginnifer Goodwin is dating Kyle XY, which leads to way better jokes. I wish you would have consulted me, Ginnifer. Think of the jokes.

2012 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner - Arrivals

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Fug or Fab: Ginnifer Goodwin

Someone needs to talk to Ginnifer Goodwin. My theory is that some dumb yahoo once told her that her face looks bad or fat or bad and fat when she smiles, and that is why she is always making these ridiculous serious faces in photos, despite being (on talk shows), TOTALLY BUBBLY and an adorable delight. Never listen to those dumb yahoos, girls. [poll id="7502"]