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# Fug or Fab: Gwen Stefani
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-gwen-stefani-5-11-2015/
- Published: 2015-11-16T19:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2015-11-16T07:06:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44, Gwen Stefani

I am struggling to articulate what's bugging me here. So let's just throw a bunch of words at it.

![gwen stefani baby 2 baby](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/11/gwen-stefani-ffn_rij_baby2baby_111415_51908775.jpg "Gwen Stefani")

This is at least very dignified, I suppose. The dress could be interesting, even with its doily-toga vibe, and I get that the tights are seasonally appropriate. But roll it all together, consider her unusually (for her) muted lips, and the hair that reads like a wig sold in a bag, and... it's a little *prim* on her, no? I hate to say it, but Pain Hand thinks she looks like Hilary Duff crossed with a Hilton. A classier Hilton, to be sure. Say, a cousin. But still. Not generally the combo one hopes to achieve.

Pain Hand, though, is slathered in silver creme and wrapped up like a mummy, so maybe its worldview is blocked. It can't see through its ointment and Norco fog.

\[Photo: Getty\]