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# Fug or Fab: Gwyneth Paltrow in Lanvin
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-gwyneth-paltrow-4-01-2015/
- Published: 2015-01-22T18:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2015-01-22T18:23:26.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41, Gwyneth Paltrow

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As if Our Lady of GOOP [would waste her side-ass](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugneth-paltrow-with-rdj-sauce-04-2013/) on something as laaaaaame as *Mortdecai.* This is a side-boob only joint. (I admit to being curious to hear what she's privately calling this one, since she's on record as referring to *View From The Top* as "*View From My Ass."* I kind of want to get caught in an elevator with Gwynnie. You'd have to be there for a LONG TIME before she'd break, I think, but once she broke, you'd get DISH. And probably some weird recipe for an organic face wash.)

\[Photos: Getty\]