Gwyneth Paltrow
Might as well start with the most interesting bit, as the rest of this frock is a bit of a snooze. Those earrings are fab. Although I actually don't know if they totally match?
Gwyneth Paltrow
The color is nice? It seems like it might be distantly related to a wine bag, though. A side-boob-tactular wine bag, but still.
Gwyneth Paltrow
I kind of want to know how the internal cantilevering is working here.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Surprisingly staid from the front, though, no? What do you think?
Fug or Fab: Gwyneth Paltrow in Lanvin
As if Our Lady of GOOP would waste her side-ass on something as laaaaaame as Mortdecai. This is a side-boob only joint. (I admit to being curious to hear what she's privately calling this one, since she's on record as referring to View From The Top as "View From My Ass." I kind of want to get caught in an elevator with Gwynnie. You'd have to be there for a LONG TIME before she'd break, I think, but once she broke, you'd get DISH. And probably some weird recipe for an organic face wash.) [Photos: Getty]