Gwyneth Paltrow
Let's get nitpicky: I wonder if she needed a slightly more dramatic eye and an updo. And seriously, I've been staring at her ankles, trying to figure out what about the bottom of the whole affair is striking me frumpy. The shoes? The length No, what I have finally decided it might be is: MAYBE the pants would look more modern if they were at least a TINY bit more fitted -- so, less flared -- at the bottom. But as much as our joint first reaction to this was, "Nice wallpaper, GOOP," I have to admit... I really don't hate the pattern. I don't hate the outfit on her. I don't even mind the shoulder pyramids. I might LIKE this. Or at least most of it.
GOOP, RDJ
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Garden of GOOPden."
GOOP, RDJ
"Come on, furrow your sasshole, Mario GOOPtali. Give me FULL high-school yearbook attitude. We're in the superlatives as Class Clown and Most Likely To Eschew Delicious Foods."
GOOP, RDJ
"Is there something in my teeth? Well there's GOING TO BE. I'm hungry. I could do with a salad of mixed greens, maybe some blossoms. Some vegetaGOOPs."
RDJ, GOOP
"Robert. I cherish you. If I ever write about you in GOOP I am going to call you Bob Downey II. But STOP turning yourself up to 11 and then pulling off the knob. PLEASE. FOR ME."