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# Fug or Fab: Heidi Klum
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-heidi-klum-5/
- Published: 2013-07-26T15:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2013-07-26T15:28:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Heidi Klum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/174396346.xml)

I think Heidi looks great here -- she's still got a sexy plunge neckline and shows off her legs, but it's professional and cute. See? It doesn't always have to be turned up to eleven, girl. We can still hear you even if it's at, say, seven.

## Heidi Klum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/174300151.xml)

This is terrible, though. All that blocky neon animal print is not flattering. She has officially veered too far in the wrong direction and now I long for a stray boob. She also apparently loves those shoes, which... I don't, but at least they go better with this than the first outfit.

## Heidi Klum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/101430pcn_klum02.xml)

Yes, Virginia, it is a jumpsuit. Yes, Virginia, you could use the crotch wrinkles as a washboard. No, Virginia, there is no Santa Claus -- not if you are asking him to bring you this, anyway.

## Heidi Klum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/101535pcn_heidi06.xml)

I WANT to like this, but I seriously can't tell where it stops being detail and starts being demonic bunching. So I have to assume it's all deliberate and ill-advised, much like most later seasons of *The Real World*.

[Fug or Fab: Heidi KlumNow that she's upgraded from cable to a broadcast network, Heidi Klum is dressing like somebody told her to PLEASE DIAL DOWN THE EVERYTHING. Is it working? \[Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/174396346.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-heidi-klum-5-07-2013/)