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Jennifer Garner

I do like Garner in red. But I'm feeling like more dramatic makeup was required. Do we think she doesn't ever do red lipstick because her lips are so pronounced? That's not a dis, by the way. It's just an empirical fact that Jennifer Garner has prominent lips. It's her Feature. It works for her. But maybe red lipstick would over-accentuate it?

Jennifer Garner

But the dress: What do we think? The circles are probably supposed to be curve-creating, and they do work, sort of, but... they also make me think of basketball. Or a baseball. Or Target. Something about the way this all hangs together looks a little hasty, like what Tim Gunn might call student work, or a Project Runway contestant might call "sleep deprivation and I didn't use my Mood budget wisely and there's no TIME WHY IS THERE NEVER ANY TIME OH MY GOD."

Jennifer Garner

Look! PUBLIC TOUCHING.

Jennifer Garner

My head might explode. This is historic.

Jennifer Garner

If not exactly passionate. But, baby steps.

Fug or Fab: Jennifer Garner
The dress has me torn, but I'll tell you one thing I enjoyed seeing: Her in the same place as Ben Affleck, standing NEXT to him, and pressing lips to flesh. It's a Festivus miracle. [poll id="8691"] [Photos: Getty]

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