Hollywood Foreign Press Association's 2012 Installation Luncheon - Arrivals

I like to think of this HFPA luncheon as merely the first step in the Suck Up Olympics that is dealing with the Hollywood Foreign Press. They LOVE people who show up for their events! From the side, this is...interesting. Like the world's smallest apron.

Hollywood Foreign Press Association's 2012 Installation Luncheon - Arrivals

I like it A LOT better from the front. I mean, it's VERY boob-y for a luncheon, but it kind of works on her.

Hollywood Foreign Press Association's 2012 Installation Luncheon - Arrivals

A LOT of boob for a luncheon. And I honestly have no issue with boob -- she's young and this isn't attention-whore-y or tacky. But it feels like evening boob rather than lunch boob? Wow, could I write the word BOOB more? BOOB BOOB BOOB. Also, I'm really sorry if you got to this page searching for "Jennifer Lawrence Boob" but isn't this kind of what you deserve? A web-site discussing the luncheon etiquette ramifications of such? Be honest with yourself, my friend.

Hugging Spielberg

I wanted to show you the back of this, but couldn't resist tossing Spielberg into the mix when I had the shot. Hey, it passes the "Can I Hug Spielberg in This?" test, which is much more important for the likes of Jennifer Lawrence than it is for the rest of us.

Fug or Fab: Jennifer Lawrence

The other day, Fug Friend Marissa pointed out to me that the Hollywood Reporter had two stories atop one another. One was about how Jennifer Lawrence was negotiating a huge payday for something; the one directly underneath was that Lohan was considering joining the cast of Scary Movie 5: Straight to DVD. Poor Lilo. A few difference choices in Choose Your Own Adventure: Lohan Family Christmas and this could have been her. Let's look at J. Law and keep a good thought for her continued good decision making, shall we? [poll id="8151"]