Jessica Biel
Listen, I know it's bridal. AGAIN. And I know she's wearing a bird skirt. And there appears to be some kind of semi-detached collar. There is a whole heap of nuts to be had. It's six cashews short of a cluster. And yet, my first thought was, "Holy swans, Bjorkman, she might be pulling that off a little."
Jessica Biel
And then my SECOND (etc.) thought was: I HATE the manicure. It looks like her cuticles are bleeding all over her fingers. And her hair seems... enhanced... to cover her chest, so that I can't see what' going on with the bodice in the boobular region, but the top is starting to look like it shares DNA with a dickey. And the Bjorkian homage tutu might not be that flattering.
Jessica Biel
"No, seriously, Jessica, check my photo -- it's really not your best look, and also, your shoes don't fit."
Jessica Biel
And... is it just me, or does her hair look like a wig all of a sudden?
Jessica Biel
Those pants are not the most flattering thing I have ever seen on a pelvis. Although they DO make her look both tiny and curvy. Also, check out how CHEERFUL she is, even when greeted by a passel of photographers (and it was a passel -- these pics were on many of our different services). If she's not happy to see them for real, then she's a better actress than Stealth would lead the world to believe. (Although I will admit that she did way better than anyone should have at 7th Heaven.)
Jessica Biel
And here she is just blithely cruising around London on foot -- in great orange shoes, no less -- with nary a care that her pantsuit made of white curtains could sustain any pollution nor pigeon damage. I actually don't hate the top, but the matching pants (I don't THINK it's a jumpsuit?) are a tad precious. One or the other would have been enough. Maybe she's just practicing what she'll wear when she and Justin scamper out of the reception to the car and people hurl foodstuffs at them.
Jessica Biel
I don't really have anything to say here; I just wanted to marvel again at her unfailing cheerfulness in the face of the paparazzi. Even in potentially below-average pants, she's smiling. Good practice for if she and JT manage to tie the knot and they all go on baby-watch.