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# Fug or Fab: Jessica Biel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-jessica-biel-3-09-2013/
- Published: 2013-09-19T15:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-19T07:21:26.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

In case you wondered, yes, Jessica Biel *does* own some pants that are opaque.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180982877.xml "Jessica Biel")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=905381&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And part of me thinks this is successful on her. It's flattering, it's cool, and it's not transparent. But the rest of me would've gone for edgier makeup, so that she looked more like some kind of swanky badass Bond villain, and less like the country riding instructor who's been invited to her rich boyfriend's weekend fox hunt and she didn't have big enough luggage to bring a dinner frock.

\[Photo: Getty\]