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# Fug or Fab: Jessica Biel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-jessica-biel-5-12-2013/
- Published: 2013-12-06T17:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-05T20:51:47.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

It's amazing how much more positively I respond to Jessica Biel when she isn't sporting The Bangs of Doom:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/spl662225_004.xml "'The Truth About Emanuel' Premiere")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=978151&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Has she worn color at all since she and JT got hitched?[ The answer appears to be Not Really](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/jessica-biel?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Maybe this is the twenty-first century version of newly married women wearing their hair up after years of allowing it to flow virginally about their shoulders. Maybe she's confusing "monogamous" with "monochromatic." Regardless: this isn't terrible, right? I mean, I'm BORED. I'm, like, deeply, deeply bored by her wardrobe lately. But I'm not MAD. And I love the shoes.

\[Photo: Splash\]