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# Fug or Fab: Jessica Chastain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-jessica-chastain-10-12-2012/
- Published: 2012-12-11T18:00:14.000Z
- Updated: 2012-12-11T06:54:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, blue, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Well, we've got the color and some great makeup working in her favor.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/158172793.xml "Jessica Chastain")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-jessica-chastain-10-12-2012/premiere-of-columbia-pictures-zero-dark-thirty-red-carpet?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But I really hate the random hip ruffle, like she bumped up against something. I'm also not sure if she passed the shoe test or not. Basically, from the neck down, I am trying -- much like that bodice -- to be supportive, but I'm not sure how sincerely I can do it without getting all zero dark blurty with her about how she is always SO CLOSE, SO VERY CLOSE, and yet never with the cigar, and I know cigars cause cancer and everything but JUST TAKE IT. PLEASE TAKE THE DAMN CIGAR. IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO THWART THE HACKNEYED SAYING.

In other words, maybe I am too exacting with her, or maybe I just want her to be fabulous more than her stylist does.

\[Photos: Getty\]