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# Fug or Fab: Jessica Chastain in Zac Posen
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-jessica-chastain/
- Published: 2011-05-18T21:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:39:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
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## Jessica Chastain in Zac Posen

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/jessicachastain_114214828.jpg)

Are any of these people having a good time? I'm sure it's a mind-bender to be at Cannes on the arms of two huge actors whose given names both have four letters each. (Symmetry!) But she also looks a little like one of them just gave her palm a tickle and she's trying not to throw up or look too excited.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/jessicachastain_114213187.jpg)

Oh, Jessica. You CAN go to Cannes without being ensnared by Fast Joey from the local Maserati dealership. At least wash your hands later, please.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/jessicachastain_114214633.jpg)

See, she's being clutched! Yes, they're helping her up the stairs, but did PittPenn BOTH need to drag her up them? Are they competing? There was NEVER a solo shot of just her. Let go, guys. She's not going to run. OR IS SHE.

This is the best shot of the detailing on her dress. I think it's somewhat pretty -- the occasional sheer panel is a little disconcerting, and it feels a tad overdesigned -- but I applaud her boldness in wearing yellow.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/jessicachastain_114130715.jpg)

She went with an equally brave color at this Calvin Klein event -- you can only sort of see in this lighting that the bodice has a pleat on either side -- and I think she pulls it off. Although the combination of the way she's standing and the shoe means that her feet look long as canoes.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/jessicachastain_114205529.jpg)

This dress doesn't do her a ton of favors. It's not bad or anything, but it's not nearly as sleek as the Calvin Klein, which I also think could've worked for a daytime junket. Maybe it's just that her giant cummerbund squares off her waist. Or maybe that's a chastity belt designed to ward off the advances of Jack Mazda. BRAD. TAKE A SHOWER.

## Jessica Chastain

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/jessicachastain_113517979.jpg)

And this was Jessica at the Met Ball, looking like she will whack your hand with a ruler if you so much as THINK about tampering with her Dewey Decimal System. Very fancy, and not unflattering, but I tend to prefer it when my sleeves don't fasten together at my nape. I'm so old-fashioned.

[Fug or Fab: Jessica Chastain in Zac PosenSo, Jessica Chastain is about to hit it big, potentially -- I'd never heard of her, but suddenly here she is, with The Help coming in 2011 alongside The Tree of Life and a two other projects, and two other biggies for 2012, including one by Terence Malick. And it's certainly something of a coming-out party to debut at Cannes alongside Sean "Bouffant" Penn and Brad "Ewffant" Pitt, neither of whom let her out of their (somewhat creepy-looking) sights during the entire premiere. But how has she done on the red carpet? Let's take a look at her three Cannes events, and what the hell, we'll throw in the Met Ball too. Welcome to the spotlight, kiddo. \[poll id="2561"\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/jessicachastain_114214828.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-jessica-chastain-05-2011/)