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# Fug or Fab: Jordin Sparks
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-jordin-sparks-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-17T20:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-17T10:11:22.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, wearing white, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Jordin here is so lovely.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/150407525.jpg "Jordin Sparks")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-jordin-sparks-08-2012/premiere-of-tri-star-pictures-sparkle-arrivals?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And thus I want better for her, I think, than a Bride of Hollywood gown that pinches and mangles her chest. Granted, in spite of all that she herself still looks cute and happy, but... man, I just keep wanting someone to send her left breast an apology letter.

Or maybe it was just the way she posed:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/150407506.jpg "Jordin Sparks")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-jordin-sparks-08-2012/premiere-of-tri-star-pictures-sparkle-arrivals-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Now it's the other side getting the threat of numbness.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/150408733.jpg "Jordin Sparks")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-jordin-sparks-08-2012/premiere-of-tri-star-pictures-sparkle-red-carpet-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Jeepers, and now it's both? Is that sucker more a plaster cast than a dress? I wish someone had tested that out with her before she hit the red carpet, because it's a big night for her, and I'm sad that I spent this whole time so distracted by sympathy mammary pains.

\[Photos: Getty\]