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# Fug or Fab: Julia and Lily
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-julia-and-lily-03-2012/
- Published: 2012-03-21T15:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2012-03-22T19:02:24.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

LILY COLLINS: I'm confused.

JULIA ROBERTS: What, by all the cracked-out extras behind us that look like we're trying to trick people into thinking this movie is set in the *Hunger Games* capitol? Don't be. Just accept that it's part of why our movie is terrible.

LILY: Is it terrible?

JULIA: HONEY. Have you seen the previews? The tagline should be, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's embarrassed of them all?"

LILY: Okay, fine. But that's not why I'm confused.

JULIA: Fire away. I'm Julia f'ing Roberts. I haven't made a good movie in years and nobody holds it against me. I have wisdom.

LILY: Wisdom, but not a tailor.

JULIA: Ask me your question, kid.

LILY: Okay. Were we SUPPOSED to go casual?

JULIA: What do you mean?

LILY: Well, you're in a suit.

JULIA: It's a kids' movie.

LILY: But it's a PREMIERE.

JULIA: During the day.

LILY: What I mean is, you look like you just came from a meeting with your attorney. Did I overdress, or did you underdress?

JULIA: I never over- or under-do anything. I just do. I am Julia. Wherever I go, the dress code is Julia. Whatever I do, it is Julia. I am my own thing.

LILY: That's not wisdom. That's smugness.

JULIA: Potato, po-*tah*\-to, my fancy little tree stump.

\[Photo: Getty\]