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# Fug or Fab: Kate Beckinsale
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-kate-beckinsale-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-02T17:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-02T04:52:38.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

This is unabashedly reptilian.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/149662464.jpg "Kate Beckinsale")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-kate-beckinsale-08-2012/premiere-of-columbia-pictures-total-recall-arrivals-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

She looks like a very posh disaster movie, like parts of *The Amazing Spider-Man* cross-pollinated with an issue of *Vogue*. Actually, it really reminds me of this HEINOUS(ly hilarious) old sci-fi horror flick called -- wait for it -- *Sssssss*, starring Dirk Benedict and the girl who played Louisa in *The Sound of Music*, focusing on a guy who works as a research assistant for a famed old crackpot and realizes ONLY TOO LATE that said crackpot is experimenting on HIM by slowly turning him into a serpent. I'm sorry if I ruined your life just now by spoiling that movie, but really, I didn't, because there is never any doubt that this is the plot. I won't share the ending, except to say that it is obviously MAGNIFICENT. I wish they'd cross-pollinate THAT with *Orphan* so that we could just flat-out call it *What'sssssss The Matter With Esssssssther*? Anyone up for a sequel?

Oh, right, Kate's dress. Having said all that above, is it wrong that I might love it? The damn thing is so groovy.

\[Photo: Getty\]