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I mean...it IS festive. I am pretty sure you can buy a Christmas ornament in just that pattern. I like her hair? I'm so happy she's so happy? I don't know.

Backstage with Ciara

Close up, though, this is just....no. No. No no. No. A world of no. WHY is there so much stuff STUCK on it? She looks like she fell into the remainders pile at Joann's Fabrics after a hot glue gun fight.

"VH1 Divas" 2012 - Show

I also don't know why she's got velvet napkins tied around her biceps. And I can't think of reasonable explanation for why a person would do such a thing. Maybe if she lost a bet. AT MEDIEVAL TIMES.

Fug or Fab: Kelly Clarkson

First of all, obviously, MANY congrats to Kelly Clarkson on her recent engagement because I am sure she cares how we feel. But also, how we feel is that we love her and we think she is swell, and ergo we want the best for her. And considering the crazy shit she used to wear -- I mean, LOOK AT THIS -- this is fantastigreat. [poll id="9241"] [Photos: Getty]