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Premiere Of Open Road Films' "Hit & Run" - Red Carpet

I'm sure the prevailing fashion wisdom on this will be, "it makes her look SO TALL," and I'm actually not all that mad at it. I sort of would have liked to have seen her in this one Emma Stone wore, but unfortunately Kristen Bell isn't getting Emma Stone-level fashion. Or roles. Which is a shame, you guys. Kristen Bell is adorbs, and she's a good actor. I don't know if she's ever going to get the Emma Stone trajectory, but at the very least she should get the Rachel Bilson one. In other words: will someone get this woman a TV show where she can be spunky and funny and wear cute outfits? Thanks.

Kissing

I can't remember the last time I saw a couple kiss on the red carpet. Other than that hilarious photo where J Lo is trying to plant one on a super disinterested Ben Affleck. This relationship seems to be going better than that one did. Hola lovers, indeed.

Boosting

I DEFINITELY have never seen a dude boost his lady awkwardly into a car on the red carpet. It is a good thing indeed she wasn't wearing a skirt.

Premiere Of Open Road Films' "Hit & Run" - Red Carpet

I wish Dax's pants fit a little better, but I think we should keep him anyway.

Fug or Fab: Kristen Bell
When these two got together, I had some serious doubts. But he is so good on Parenthood, which is itself so good, and he loves her enough to give her a sloth. So now I want these two crazy kids to make it. All it takes is a good sloth present to get me on your team, seriously. Love is learning what your sweetie is obsessed with and presenting it as a surprise. I was once delighted by a bunch of radishes left on my desk. I really love radishes, you guys. People are weird.

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