Lea Michele and Darren Criss

I couldn't resist leading off with Darren Criss, darting in front of the camera. (He looks sharp -- although technically fuzzy -- and she looks amused.)

Lea Michele

[cracks knuckles] All right, let's discuss. Here is the truth: I think this dress is GORGEOUS -- the color! It's amazing -- but I need it to either be less LEGGY or less CLEAV-Y. I know it's all the thing now to have giant-ass slits all the way up to your attic space, but sometimes it's just INFORMATION OVERLOAD. Even just a sweetheart neckline might have been a better plan.

Lea Michele

But the color is great on her.

Lea Michele and Ryan Murphy

AND she's coordinated with the boss. That probably earns some brownie points.

Fug or Fab: Lea Michele in Cushnie et Ochs

I think Lea Michele is really angling for the Boobs Legsly title, now that Blake Lively seems to have more or less retired her position. The bad news, Lea, is that your name does not as easily lend itself to the pun. Work on that, and get back to us with suggestions, and then we'll talk. ("Legs Micleavage?") [Photos: Fame/Flynet]