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# Fug or Fab: Lindsay Lohan
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-lindsay-lohan-2/
- Published: 2012-04-30T18:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-30T04:39:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Lindsay Lohan

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/143538257.jpg)

From this angle, I was trying to keep an open mind. Okay, so there's a little sideboob. And a weird bust seam. But she's AWAKE and she's not naked nor falling over, so it felt like perhaps she would turn around and maybe it'd seem sophisticated.

## Lindsay Lohan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/143534137.jpg)

And then she turned around, and it seemed "sophisticated" in that way where you can HEAR the air quotes people are using to disguise their true meaning: matronly.

## Lindsay Lohan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/143534131.jpg)

Up close, though, the pleating on the waist looks more flattering and less clunky.

## Lindsay Lohan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/143534132.jpg)

But the boob seams are still crazy, and the whole endeavor up top makes her look a whole lot more top heavy than I believe she truly us. This feels like fear, to me, a bit. As if she's trying to prove something but has forgotten quite how, or what. It's just a little too *off* in too many places to be a Well Played, I think, although I don't think it's nearly awful nor inappropriate enough to be a full fug. It lays there, kind of like an area rug you don't love enough to put in the entryway but don't hate enough to put in a closet.

[Fug or Fab: Lindsay LohanWell, it's a step forward. But is it a true step forward, a step off to the side, or maybe a 45-degree hop northeast? Where exactly on the compass would you put this? Usually I don't speak cardinal directions, but in this case I can because true sartorial north is generally way off in front of her. \[poll id="7492"\] \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/143538257.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-lindsay-lohan-2-04-2012/)