Lindsay Lohan
From this angle, I was trying to keep an open mind. Okay, so there's a little sideboob. And a weird bust seam. But she's AWAKE and she's not naked nor falling over, so it felt like perhaps she would turn around and maybe it'd seem sophisticated.
Lindsay Lohan
And then she turned around, and it seemed "sophisticated" in that way where you can HEAR the air quotes people are using to disguise their true meaning: matronly.
Lindsay Lohan
Up close, though, the pleating on the waist looks more flattering and less clunky.
Lindsay Lohan
But the boob seams are still crazy, and the whole endeavor up top makes her look a whole lot more top heavy than I believe she truly us. This feels like fear, to me, a bit. As if she's trying to prove something but has forgotten quite how, or what. It's just a little too off in too many places to be a Well Played, I think, although I don't think it's nearly awful nor inappropriate enough to be a full fug. It lays there, kind of like an area rug you don't love enough to put in the entryway but don't hate enough to put in a closet.