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# Fug or Fab: Maria Sharapova
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-maria-sharapova-08-2012/
- Published: 2012-08-21T16:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2012-08-21T05:45:44.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, athletes, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Do you think Maria Sharapova makes Anna Kournikova sad -- you know, when she thinks about her from the bath she's taking in her piles of money? Because I feel like Sharapova became everything Kornikova was supposed to be -- a gorgeous Russian tennis powerhouse -- with the added bonus of ACTUALLY being a tennis powerhouse. On the other hand, Kournikova has been intimately involved with a man [who sang a romantic song to a bag of Doritos](https://www.enriqueiglesias.com/video/enrique-iglesias-doritos-1?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and that is a treasure beyond measure. I guess I just like the idea of Maria being Anna's emotional Eve Harrington, and I hope she takes up dating a man sporting a famous mole just to continue the trend. I can't think of one off the top of my head, but you know he's out there.

As are her boobs in this outfit, which she wore to see Jimmy Fallon:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/08/150538277.jpg "Maria Sharapova & Liv Tyler Visit "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon"")

I don't hate it as much as I ought to, considering that the dress is trying to force her to recreate [Janet Jackson on the cover of *Rolling Stone*](https://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=SKL&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1038&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsuo&tbnid=V-g6oBlbHZRohM:&imgrefurl=https://www.artistdirect.com/nad/store/artist/merchandise/0,,22262,00.html&docid=C7Z9SMzBjS42EM&imgurl=https://images.artistdirect.com/Images/merch/24380/240/1944312941.jpg&w=240&h=292&ei=efoyUOGECOnMigLZg4CIAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=208&vpy=297&dur=855&hovh=233&hovw=192&tx=92&ty=162&sig=110840480303369620312&page=1&tbnh=153&tbnw=125&start=0&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:118&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (personally, I prefer my clothing to force me to be Control Janet, because then I can make so many more, "... if you're NASTY" jokes). But I definitely don't like it as much as I do this:

[](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/08/150523273.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is so quirky -- it looks a little like wrapping paper -- but I have to admit, I think it (and she) is adorable. The collar, the pattern, the pop of blue with the shoes. I approve.

What do you think?