
"Hi, hi. Hello, yes. Is it wrong for us to feel ever so slightly relieved that no one cares what's happening in our marriages, or with each other, or not with each other, or whatever, right now? Just don't tell anyone we feel that way? LA LA LA LA BUSINESS AS USUAL."

This is totally innocuous and fine and comfortable and desperately needs a little bit of jewelry.

My kingdom for a bracelet!
