Teresa Palmer
I actually really like Teresa's Christopher Kane dress -- she is, in fact, one of the stars of the movie, so it makes sense that she would try. But I dig the color and the fun detailing. It reminds me of bubblegum ice cream from Baskin Robbins, which I used to think was the coolest thing ever when I was six. This is like all the fun of that, with none of the disgusting sensation of eating actual bubblegum in ice cream.
Michelle Trachtenberg
Michelle is ALSO in this movie, but based on this dress, you'd think she was at the Golden Globes. It seems like she tried too HARD.That is the fanciest boa constrictor I've ever seen.
Anna Faris
Along with Teresa Palmer, Anna Faris is the other girl on the movie poster, so she must have a big part. I love the red dress and the shoes -- they're classy but simple, and flattering. However, the blonde bob isn't really doing it for me. I know platinum is her thing, but I almost always think she looks better with a less severe color, and DEFINITELY with a less severe cut. The nice thing for her is, she - quite rightly - does not care what I think, and also, she is married to one of my favorite TV people, Chris Pratt (of Everwood and Parks & Rec). That is a lot to have going for you. The lovely dress is icing. And the shoes? They are mine. (Please?)
Arielle Kebbel
Okay, I see where Arielle was going here. It's a fun color, a fun pattern. It doesn't really fit her boobs (yeow) but I buy this as, "I'm not in this movie, but I got invited, so whatever -- I'll go and have fun and take some pictures and make sweet love to the open bar."
Jaime King
I don't mind the idea of this dress, although it looks a bit like several dust ruffles stapled together. But I don't think I needed the back side...
Jaime King
Too much. Although I'm almost surprised we didn't see, like,Bai Ling wearing this, but backwards.
Melissa Claire Egan
Oh, Crazy Annie From All My Children (about to be ex-Annie, though). She has: found out she has a condition whereby she has two sets of DNA; murdered her murderous brother with a tire iron; pulled a gun on people; worn a bloody wedding dress to a party; jumped off a balcony; gone to prison; been stabbed in prison; been in a coma; crashed a wedding; slept with her stepson; crashed ANOTHER wedding, and kidnapped the same child twice. And how she is wearing this dress. I think I preferred her when she was in the bloody wedding gown.
Jodie Sweetin
And now we get to Full House's Jodie Sweetin, who seems to still be wearing her New Year's Eve tiara, but as a choker.
Susie Collins
Actress Susie Collins is all, "I haven't worked in a while. Want my resume? I was on McLeod's Daughters once. I have a crotch. Special skills: Posing without flashing my wax job. Competent with Microsoft Excel. Call me!"
50 Cent
"Why am I here again?" Mr. Cent wonders. "This was so not worth brushing off my velvet suit."
Jennifer Blanc
Jennifer here looks like she's being peeled. More importantly, IMDb tells me she once went to summer camp with Josh Charles. I need to hear stories, Jennifer. I NEED TO HEAR STORIES.
Debbie Gibson
Someone did TELL Debbie that it's not 1987, right? Sometimes a DeLorean is just a DeLorean, girl.
Angela Sun
That goes double for you, Angela Sun. Like, did half the invitees get one that said it was a costume party? Those pants make her look like a male bantamweight. Polterwang in the hizzy, yo.
Lance Bass
She's NOT a male bantamweight, though, Lance. Put the glasses back on. Occlude your eyesight as best you can.