Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

I believe this is their official "Are we on? Are we off? ARE WE JUST F'ING WITH THE TABLOIDS? Yes." portrait.

Miley Cyrus

I really wish she'd worn black shoes with this (maybe? I don't know. I've looked at so many lackadaisical shoes this weeks that I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT SHOES ANYMORE. Shoes, you guys. Shoes are usually right in my wheelhouse. Who AM I NOW?), but considering that it's a patchwork leather dress, things could be so much more eye-searing than they are.

Miley Cyrus

On the other hand, this might have approximately 30% too much happening overall. What do you think?

Fug or Fab, Miley Cyrus

When I saw this photo in thumbnail, I must admit that my reaction was to yelp, "MILEY WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?" But now that I've seen it, closer up, it might not be super, super terrible? What do you think? I mean, I know that's an insanely powerful endorsement. [Photos: Getty]