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# Fug or Fab: Naomi Watts
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-naomi-watts-3-02-2014/
- Published: 2014-02-24T17:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2014-02-22T23:59:01.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, pink, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

This dress looks like someone wrapped her in fuchsia snakeskin bandages.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ffn_sgp_bulgari_mfw_022214_51336475.xml "Naomi Watts")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/02/FFN%5FSGP%5FBulgari%5FMFW%5F022214%5F51336475.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And yet somehow, being in the clutches of twelve Velcro fingers works for her. Yeah, it's pressing on her chest a little, but only a little, and her skin is freaking luminous. For those of you worried about Hollywood's dwindling bracelet game, my view is that her entire body looks like a rack of them from an accessories store, so maybe one on her wrist would be a hat on a hat (to mix accessory references)(also, I would accept a hat on a hat, by the way, if it were a Pharrell hat on a Pharrell hat. I'm a little sick of that hat right now, but if a person stacked them, then maybe I'd be back in because that'd be some surrealist Mountie non-realness right there).

In sum: This sucker is weird and looks like she's being mauled by a cartoon sea creature, but she is making that look gorgeous and so I think I might be in on this. I DID love *Finding Nemo*, after all.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]