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# Fug or Fab: Natalie Portman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-natalie-portman-2-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-15T17:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2012-05-15T00:14:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I'm having a hard time getting too enthused about this one way or another.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/144150690.jpg "Natalie Portman")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-natalie-portman-2-05-2012/new-york-city-ballets-spring-gala-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I am sure that ribbon halter is hella expensive, but it photographs like it's Dior for Target -- you know, kind of cheap-shiny, and won't lie straight. I also might wish the dress were just cocktail-length, or just long, as opposed to trying to have both. I don't know. I'm not mad at it? Apparently it echoes my feelings about Portman herself: a whole lot of, "Eh, sure, whatever." My cup does not run over with joy nor loathing. Instead, my cup sits placidly, wondering metaphorical thoughts about its level of fullness.