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# Fug or Fab: Natalie Portman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-natalie-portman-5-08-2016/
- Published: 2016-08-16T17:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2016-08-16T17:55:17.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

Look, let's get real. This dress is not horrifying or anything. She is not going to wake up in a cold sweat next week, wondering if she's going to end up on the back pages of *Us Weekly*. J[onathan Safran Foer is not going to send her an email just ](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/14/t-magazine/natalie-portman-jonathan-safran-foer-emails.html?%5Fr=0&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)[reading "????????"](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/14/t-magazine/natalie-portman-jonathan-safran-foer-emails.html?%5Fr=0&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/08/gettyimages-589931472.jpg ""A Tale Of Love & Darkness" New York Premiere")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-natalie-portman-5-08-2016/a-tale-of-love-darkness-new-york-premiere?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But, having said that, is it bad sign that I'm more interested in the wallpaper?

And she changed for the afterparty, which I think was a mistake:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-589987594.jpg ""A Tale Of Love & Darkness" New York Premiere - After Party")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-natalie-portman-5-08-2016/a-tale-of-love-darkness-new-york-premiere-after-party?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Wait until you get home to put on your nightgown, babe.

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