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Nicole Kidman and Jackie Chan

First of all, I am delighted that Jackie Chan is Nicole Kidman's date to this event. I have no idea how they know each other, but something about the idea of the two of them being buddies makes me very pleased. On to more important things: Her outfit. Kidman's Facebook page makes it look like that wrap IS attached at her wrists, right? You can also REALLY tell from that pic that it's not a printed pattern, those are actually sequins.

Nicole Kidman and Jackie Chan

And they appear to be attached at the hip, yes? This is Prada and it is crazy, however -- I may ALSO be crazy -- I think she's statuesque enough to pull it off.

Nicole Kidman and Jackie Chan

I also love a halter top, although I kind of wish the keyhole opening weren't so enormous.

Nicole Kidman and Jackie Chan

But the red lips are great, and I actually kind of appreciate it when Nicole wears something slightly bold -- she used to do it all the time, and then we had like Seven Years of Pale Pink, which was a snore. This, at least, is no snore.

Nicole Kidman and Jackie Chan

Even if she DOES looks like she's sewed her wrap to her hip so as not to lose it. Hey, she might have a serious problem misplacing things. Just ask Tom Cruise about the year she left eleven pashminas in Spago alone.

Fug or Fab: Nicole Kidman
I have feelings, and they're conflicted. Help me work through them -- and help me figure out what, technically, she's wearing. It might be good -- I suspect I like it -- but it's definitely CONFUSING. Is her wrap attached to her arms? Are her sleeves sewn to her hips? What is even happening here? [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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