Olga Kurylenko
This dress seems like a patchwork of two unfinished ideas that the designer put together in the hopes that A + B would equal fabulous. But the full-length tutu is so boring to me, especially blah blah see-through blah thighs snore. I would've liked to see a dress that continued where the top threatened to go. It might've been full-length leather. Which might've been good, or cracky, or sweaty, or any one of a hundred things, and I think I'd rather look at any one of them.
Olga Kurylenko
This might ALSO have been really interesting, were it not for Peekaboo Sideboob and its associate, Crotchshade McWax.
Olga Kurylenko
Okay, so it's not a full quantum of butt cheek. More like a quarter-quantum. A quasi-quantum. A quirk, really.
Olga Kurylenko
This is only mildly see-through, but still. Come on. What a great color, ruined by the predictability of wanting to show off the underslip. It's not even transparent ENOUGH to make any kind of statement, which is even worse to me. Because what is the point here? Also, that bodice is crazy. It looks like a sleep mask. Or an insect wearing a sleep mask.