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# What the Fug: Paula Patton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-paula-patton-3-05-2016/
- Published: 2016-05-27T16:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:44:48.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

Flip open the dictionary to "coy" and this photo will stare back at you.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/ffn_warcraft_prem_ffuk_052516_52072822.jpg "Paula Patton")

It just makes me laugh. Like she's thinking, "Tee hee, what you don't know is that I made this bodice out of pantyhose and a giant princess-themed hand mirror!" Except we do know, Paula. We do. We *see*.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]