Rachel McAdams at the Midnight In Paris Premiere

I feel like Woody is all, "WHAT is the DEAL with this TRAIN!" Except that's clearly Jerry Seinfeld speaking through me. I guess I don't have a Woody Allen imitation close at hand. Maybe it would be something like, "I'm, um, really stressed out, ah, about this train? Ahem." In fact, EVERYONE in that picture is pretty interested in her train. Can't blame 'em. That's a whole lot of dress.

Rachel McAdams at the Midnight In Paris Premiere

I do enjoy watching her wrangle this. As trains go, it seems somewhat wrangle-able?

Rachel McAdams at the Midnight In Paris Premiere

I mean, look! It's like pick-up and go! Like the take-out lunch version of a train. Regardless of what you think of this dress, I feel like McAdams at least earns some props for being able to negotiate this whole thing with the ease that I'd show, you know, putting on a hoodie.

Rachel McAdams at the Midnight In Paris Premiere

Although she also stood around like this most of the night, probably to prevent people stepping on her and tearing the ass right out of her dress.

Rachel McAdams at the Midnight In Paris Premiere

Luckily, she let the train down for the big walk up the steps -- the quintessential Cannes fashion moment. And, yes, the back is dramatic. And, yes, also somewhat poncho-esque. Does it work for you? Pop back to the post and vote it up.

Fug or Fab, Rachel McAdams

You have to give Rachel McAdams credit: she doesn't always get it right, but she tries things, and in the long run, that's more interesting than the alternative. So let's take a look at the Marchesa she wore for the Cannes premiere of her Woody Allen movie, which looks kind of terrible. But on the other hand, Paris -- the city, not the celebutante -- appears to have been filmed so beautifully that it makes me want to cry. So.... At least there's that. We'll always have cinematography. [poll id="2501"]