Rihanna Celebrates The Launch Of "Reb'l Fleur"

Let's get real: normally, I would mega-hate this. Cropped tops are Satan's needlework. But RiRi looks sort of charming and playful in this. And her legs look about a mile long.

Rihanna Celebrates The Launch Of "Reb'l Fleur"

On the other hand, every time she dances in it, I worry that we may get under-boob.

Rihanna Celebrates The Launch Of "Reb'l Fleur"

OH MY GOD BE CAREFUL, RIHANNA. MACY'S IS NOT IN THE UNDER-BOOB BUSINESS.

Rihanna Celebrates The Launch Of "Reb'l Fleur"

There you go. A much less dangerous dance move -- one that looks, perhaps, like a distant relative of The Carlton.

Fug or Fab: Rihanna

Apparently, just like her bestie Katy Perry, Rihanna also has a perfume coming out. Hers is called Reb'l Fleur and apparently it smells like missing letters and apostrophes. Check out what she wore to promote it, then come back and JUDGE IT. [poll id="1172"]