Rihanna in Marques Alameida and Fendi

I know we make this joke a lot, but, truly, this looks like something someone made on Project Runway, from the haphazard hem to the fact that, randomly, she's got a key ring attached to the cuff.

Rihanna in Marques Alameida and Fendi

SHE is lovely. This color is great on her. The backdrop of Paris is stunning. The outfit is....a brave choice that looks like it might be a favor to someone.

Rihanna in Marques Alameida and Fendi

The fur stole is by Fendi, in case you were wondering where to get one.

Rihanna in Marques Alameida and Fendi

Those shoes are major, though. Her ability to strut down a perforated gangway and onto a boat in them makes me ever more sure that Rihanna is, perhaps, actually in possession of magical powers.

Fug or Fab: Rihanna in Marques Alameida and Fendi

This is one of those Rihanna looks where I objectively think the outfit itself is terrible, but she looks great somehow. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]