Obviously, Magpie Jessica thinks she seems under-accessorized, but this dress is kind of good on her? Also thematic in that she appears to be gift-wrapped. Tis the season!
I don't hate the blonde hair. I do think she looks like another celebrity that I can't quite identify. Anna Faris? Help me out.

She changed into this for the afterparty. Because when you go blonde and you have a pageboy haircut, you want to make sure people realize that you are still, deep inside, the woman who wore a dress made entirely of strings to the VMAs.