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# Fug or Fab: Salma Hayek
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-salma-hayek-4-06-2016/
- Published: 2016-06-22T19:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2016-06-22T19:13:44.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

"This is very *Real Housewives*," I mused to myself as I downloaded the photo.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/06/gettyimages-542048216.jpg "Premiere Of Momentum Pictures' "September Of Shiraz" - Red Carpet")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-salma-hayek-4-06-2016/premiere-of-momentum-pictures-september-of-shiraz-red-carpet?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And then I realized: There is NOTHING I want more in the Bravo-universe than for Salma Hayek to join, at her leisure, the cast of ANY AND ALL *Housewives* shows. When SHE has to skip a production-mandated Bitch Trip because she has to work, it will because she's presenting at the Oscars. When SHE invites one of the women to sit with her at a fashion show, it will be Gucci. Also, let's get real: I want to see the inside of her house and, more specifically, the inside of her closet. In the name of Andy Cohen, I pray. Amen!

PS: YES, I realized on Monday when I was setting my DVR for this season of *Big Brother* that I am watching 4% Prestige Drama, 86% Guilty Pleasure Reality Programing, and 10% Sports. Until the Olympics happen, when that 4% gets scuttled until Fall. My brain, dear readers, is on a break.

\[Photo: Getty\]