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# Fug or Fab: Scarlett Johansson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-scarlett-johannson-04-2012/
- Published: 2012-04-12T17:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-12T04:48:57.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Every time I write about ScarJo now,[ I think about how she hates being called ScarJo.](https://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/scarlett%5Fjohansson%5Fhates%5Fher%5Fscarjo%5FAmaqKHM5eES7ftAanRvqKP?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) Personally, I think "ScarJo" is a very cute nickname, but I am a fan of kooky nicknames and Heather calls me "J.Mo" all the time. From your friends, they are a term of endearment. It's not like we're calling her BigHead Marblemouth, or something. That being said, I will punch you in the eyebrow if you call me "Jessie," so I guess I have to let her choose her choice to hate it.

Let's talk about Ms Johansson's outfit:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/142721436.jpg "Premiere Of Marvel Studios' "Marvel's The Avengers" - Arrivals")

Peplums ahoy! In general, I am actually not a huge fan of ScarJo -- huh. Seriously, she's right. I actually am just too lazy not to use that. It's because I ALWAYS have to look up how to spell "Johansson." This is also why I call Matthew McConaughey "MattMcCon." Where was I? Oh, yes: I am the only person in the movie theater who groaned audibly when she popped up in the trailer for *The Avengers.* I mean, listen, the rest of the movie? I am there. Joss Whedon? Yes. RDJ? Of course. Chris Evans? Remember how I used to Not Get Him? Well, I liked *Captain America* AND he was the only part of *Scott Pilgrim* that I enjoyed, so now I am in (YOU WERE RIGHT). Everyone loves Samuel L. Jackson, and eye-patches, and now he's wearing one. Thor is hunky. Ruffalo is a rumpled dreamboat. Everyone enjoys them some Jeremy Renner. I actually even really like Gywnnie as Pepper Potts (I actually secretly tend to enjoy her as an actress). And then Scarlett Johannson pops up and I swear to the sweet lord of sandwiches, her body language in every single shot I've seen of that movie makes her look like she's posing for her action figure. Ugh. I just don't buy it.

THAT BEING SAID. I kind of like this dress. Although the neckline might be bizarro? Let's look:

[](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-scarlett-johannson-04-2012/premiere-of-marvel-studios-marvels-the-avengers-arrivals-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's like the Stealth Bomber had a baby with a prom dress.