Taylor Swift at the iHeartRadio Music Awards

I feel like Taylor spent all of her vacation mainlining the final fifteen minutes of Grease, and this is what happened. Is it strange that my biggest note here is that I think those shoes are a misstep. I almost might have argued to wear a boot and go Full Catwoman.

Taylor Swift at the iHeartRadio Music Awards

I believe Taylor's new album is called A Hint of Side-Boob. I cannot WAIT to sing to it in the car.

Taylor Swift at the iHeartRadio Music Awards

I do love the backview. I can't totally blame Taylor for phoning this in a bit. I iHeartRadio is owned by Clear Channel, which is the MAJOR owner of radio stations in the US, and so this had to feel like a bit of a command appearance.

Taylor Swift at the GLAAD Media Awards

Is this one side hotpant leg, one side skirt?

Taylor Swift at the GLAAD Media Awards

Or is she being embraced by what looks like a woven leather band-aid? Please advise, T Swizzle.

Fug or Fab: Taylor Swift in YSL at the iHeartRadio Awards and Haney at the GLAAD Awards

With the caveat that fewer things bring me more joy on this rapidly decaying earth than (poorly) belting Taylor Swift in the car, I do have some notes. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]