Cameron Diaz
I actually don't mind Cameron with the short hair; it's just that on Globes night it looked so fried (as did she), and I am just never a fan of that bleachy-blonde silvery non-color unless you are Helen Mirren. Which she is not. Nor should she want to be. Well, EVENTUALLY she should want to be, but not until she's Helen Mirren's AGE.
Cameron Diaz
The dress is nice, though. Kind of like a sofa cushion, but in a surprisingly good way. Not ALL sofa cushions have to be the enemy.
Cameron Diaz
Very simple. Possibly a little tight. In all, not necessarily a surprise from Cammy...
Cameron Diaz
... and apparently black and white are her only inspirations, because she flipped the script for another show and wore white-on-black.
Giorgio Armani and Cameron Diaz
I can't figure out why she didn't snag something better, though. You're at an Armani show. He is standing with you. Can't he put you in an awesome dress, and not, like, a business-casual outfit for when you're going to lunch with an agent you might want to dump?
Also, if you self-tan, do not stand next to this man. Because he will make you feel pale and sickly and five hours at Sunset Tan later you are a walking glass of OJ.
Cameron Diaz
These appear to be those same boring yoga separates, but with different shoes and a really cool grey jacket. There is HALF a modicum of effort here. Imagine a whole modicum. Armani should be so sad that she looked so dull for his big show -- or, maybe he should be sad at HIMSELF for not sending her something awesome. You only get what you give, G.
Cameron Diaz
Man, even if she'd worn the leather pants with that other jacket, we'd have been in business. Save the oversized (but comfy-looking) giant cardie for your yoga pants. It's like she's backwards.
Cameron Diaz
Great coat. Dress might be aided by a bra. I also might wish the skirt was ALL the stuff that's stapled to her hipbones.
Cameron Diaz
But this look is my favorite. LOVE that the lining of her coat is a different color, love that she wore the edgy gladiator heels with the primly pretty party dress. It's so cute on her.
Cameron Diaz
That is so GOOD on her. And it's unusual for her, which I like even more. This was the first of all these outfits, so maybe that's why it's the best: dwindling energy. Whenever we're at Fashion Week, as the days drag on, my hair gets crazier and I just start throwing on the first thing I find in the hotel closet. So I get it. I just wish someone had knocked her upside the head with a little color to break the black-white-grey doldrums, but she IS currently allegedly maybe sexing up Diddy, who has that whole black and white themed PARTY, or used to (I don't know), so maybe she's just practicing. Psst, Cam: Pick this.