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# Fug or Fab: The Olsen Twins
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-the-olsen-twins-06-2012/
- Published: 2012-06-01T19:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-03T20:24:33.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I'm having one of those moments where I'm just... dry. I'm tapped like a keg at a fraternity party. My glass is empty and we're out of juice and the car has four flat tires and a dead battery.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/wenn5856225.jpg "Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-the-olsen-twins-06-2012/olsen-twins-310512?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Coherent, engaging words are not putting themselves in order for me here. I wish Ashley's dress were shorter; I wish Mary-Kate's looked less like she were an elderly whippet at a funeral. I *would* like her shoes, in a different context. The purse might be great, and that emerald ring is my soulmate. So, you know... is it fab? I don't personally think all the good pieces add up to a surplus in the sartorial ledger, but it's also not as gnarly as we've seen. Oh, but of course, there is one more bone to pick with Ashley:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/air_fresh_fund23_wenn5856252.jpg "Olsen Twins")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-the-olsen-twins-06-2012/fresh-air-fund-3-310512?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I only like that if tugging it brings [Mr. Carson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downton%5FAbbey?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) to my drawing room with a brandy and some chocolate biscuits, or [Wadsworth to the study in an attempt to interest me in fruit, or dessert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clue%5F%28film%29?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). They can buttle for me anytime they like.

\[Photos: WENN and Getty\]