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Paz Vega

These are unspeakable to me. They look like they're made of a recycled bar from a Vegas tavern.

Zoe Saldana

Funky, but I bet they chafe.

Olga Sorokina

This is like my kitchen floor, turned into a shoe.

Emeli Sande

Hmm.

Jaime King

I love these.

Jennifer Hudson

I like these, but I am so over matchy-matchy shoes.

Jennifer Garner

AHEM, Ms. Garner.

Nicki Minaj

Listen, if you're going to wear stripper shoes, you SHOULD make them glittery.

Naomi Watts

I am not ready for shoes like this to come back.

Lili Simmons

At least the black bits make these somewhat more interesting.

Analeigh Tipton

These are... whatever. Why is it never the REALLY famous people who give us a shoe shot? I want to know what Jennifer Lawrence was wearing under there, you know?

Halle Berry

Those are super funky. I prefer that to the GIANT crazy cocktail rings people have been wearing lately.

Wendi Murdoch

Is that an animal?

Vanessa Hudgens

I'm feeling these, but not together.

Nicole Kidman

Yes.

Stacy Keibler

No.

Marcia Gay Harden

That rules. It looks like the little hill-steepness bars on gym equipment.

Samantha Barks

I am in rapture over this necklace. I promise it's the necklace.

Catherine O'Hara

Great bag, and VERY dramatic gloves. I hope she spent the whole night running her finger along various surfaces and then glaring at it.

Faye Dunaway

Oh, Faye. Don't come anywhere looking like you're on the hunt for a dirty plate to clean.

Hannah Bagshawe

Want. WANT.

Robin Roberts

These are great. Robin Roberts is great. That ring looks kind of like a class ring -- I assume from when she graduated from the University of Great.

Suzanne DeLaurentiis

I like that big funky clasp.

Leven Rambin

Cool, antique-looking bag, but the jewelry is a bit of a hodge-podge with it.

Sandra Bullock

I feel like my response here would be, "It's okay, Jeweller. I don't have to wear ALL your favorite rings at the same time. I will leave the house another day."

Anna Paquin

I enjoy the purse handle. It's like a very, very functional set of brass knuckles.

Mena Suvari

I'm pretty sure that's not a purse; it's an alien pod. Or a portable urn. SOMETHING secretly lives in there.

Heidi Klum

This was the best part of her outfit, and I'm not saying that as a compliment.

Jon Alpert

I enjoy a good thematic tie.

Jennifer Lawrence

I love this photo of Jennifer's skirt being fluffed. It counts as an accessory.

Jennifer Lawrence

She even falls down really well. It's like, "Don't mind me, I just had a wonderful idea for a melody for the pianoforte and I simply HAD to pantomime it for myself to make sure it stuck!"

Fugs and Fabs: Accessories at the 2013 Oscars
Just to put a button on this thing. [Photos: Getty]

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