These are unspeakable to me. They look like they're made of a recycled bar from a Vegas tavern.
Funky, but I bet they chafe.
This is like my kitchen floor, turned into a shoe.
Hmm.
I love these.
I like these, but I am so over matchy-matchy shoes.
AHEM, Ms. Garner.
Listen, if you're going to wear stripper shoes, you SHOULD make them glittery.
I am not ready for shoes like this to come back.
At least the black bits make these somewhat more interesting.
These are... whatever. Why is it never the REALLY famous people who give us a shoe shot? I want to know what Jennifer Lawrence was wearing under there, you know?
Those are super funky. I prefer that to the GIANT crazy cocktail rings people have been wearing lately.
Is that an animal?
I'm feeling these, but not together.
Yes.
No.
That rules. It looks like the little hill-steepness bars on gym equipment.
I am in rapture over this necklace. I promise it's the necklace.
Great bag, and VERY dramatic gloves. I hope she spent the whole night running her finger along various surfaces and then glaring at it.
Oh, Faye. Don't come anywhere looking like you're on the hunt for a dirty plate to clean.
Want. WANT.
These are great. Robin Roberts is great. That ring looks kind of like a class ring -- I assume from when she graduated from the University of Great.

I like that big funky clasp.
Cool, antique-looking bag, but the jewelry is a bit of a hodge-podge with it.
I feel like my response here would be, "It's okay, Jeweller. I don't have to wear ALL your favorite rings at the same time. I will leave the house another day."
I enjoy the purse handle. It's like a very, very functional set of brass knuckles.
I'm pretty sure that's not a purse; it's an alien pod. Or a portable urn. SOMETHING secretly lives in there.
This was the best part of her outfit, and I'm not saying that as a compliment.
I enjoy a good thematic tie.
I love this photo of Jennifer's skirt being fluffed. It counts as an accessory.
She even falls down really well. It's like, "Don't mind me, I just had a wonderful idea for a melody for the pianoforte and I simply HAD to pantomime it for myself to make sure it stuck!"