
Piper Perabo hurled her skirts around all night, but I'm guessing nobody was looking at her feet, so here is that close-up. They're very nice, and totally beside the point considering the rest of it was such a nutfest.

I might need these in my life. They're so CHEERFUL.

Grooooooovy.

Animalistic!

Foot fireworks!

If only the dress were anywhere near as nice as the shoes.

Shiny!

Minimalism! Kind of like the text on these slides.

Reptilian! Seriously, is that supposed to look like a snake, or is it that we can't see the whole thing? There wasn't a proper photo. Sigh. Mysteries I am too lazy to solve for $100, please, Trebek.

I am not sure these are the correct size.

Those look hella uncomfortable. Nothing with a platform that big should massacre a foot that badly.

These just look clunky to me. I'm sure January Jones will be devastated to hear that, as I am very important to her.

I want to own these. Just for an hour. Just to SEE. (And then maybe forever.)

Stacy has secret spikes on her heels! Intern George, be careful -- you can take the girl out of wrestling but you can't take the wrestling out of the girl.
