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Piper Perabo

Piper Perabo hurled her skirts around all night, but I'm guessing nobody was looking at her feet, so here is that close-up. They're very nice, and totally beside the point considering the rest of it was such a nutfest.

Jamie Chung

I might need these in my life. They're so CHEERFUL.

Evan Rachel Wood

Grooooooovy.

Rose McGowan

Animalistic!

Ellie Kemper

Foot fireworks!

Jessica Biel

If only the dress were anywhere near as nice as the shoes.

Malin Akerman

Shiny!

Charlize Theron

Minimalism! Kind of like the text on these slides.

Sofia Milos

Reptilian! Seriously, is that supposed to look like a snake, or is it that we can't see the whole thing? There wasn't a proper photo. Sigh. Mysteries I am too lazy to solve for $100, please, Trebek.

Beth Behrs

I am not sure these are the correct size.

Rose McGowan

Those look hella uncomfortable. Nothing with a platform that big should massacre a foot that badly.

January Jones

These just look clunky to me. I'm sure January Jones will be devastated to hear that, as I am very important to her.

Jessica Chastain

I want to own these. Just for an hour. Just to SEE. (And then maybe forever.)

Stacy Keibler

Stacy has secret spikes on her heels! Intern George, be careful -- you can take the girl out of wrestling but you can't take the wrestling out of the girl.

Fug or Fab the Shoes: Globes Weekend
You know, if E! has a shoe-cam, can't the red carpet do one too? A bajillion people at the Globes and these are all the close-ups of we have? Fetish FAIL. [Photos: Getty]

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