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# Fug or Fab: Whitney Port
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-whitney-port-02-2011/
- Published: 2011-02-10T20:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2011-02-10T05:00:44.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug or Fab, sequins, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I have long thought, and continue to think, that Whitney Port is really quite beautiful (she also looks like my sister, to me, and therefore I have fond feelings toward her just based on that alone):

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/02/whitney-port-108928209.jpg "Premiere Of Paramount Pictures' "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never" - Red Carpet")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-whitney-port-02-2011/premiere-of-paramount-pictures-justin-bieber-never-say-never-red-carpet?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But I'm pretty sure this is cracked out. I mean, if you are coming home from Studio 54 and it turns out that the streets of the city have unexpectedly flooded -- much as in the episode of *Passions* wherein a tsunami hits the town of Harmony and one of the characters ended up forced to surf home. On a coffin. I believe, perhaps, on her OWN coffin. DEFINITELY the coffin of someone she knew -- then it's a very stylish way to avoid getting your hem drenched. If not, though...I'm not so sure I buy it.

What say you? Hit the comments and weigh in.