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# Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-zoe-saldana-2-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-18T20:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:39:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, Cannes, Cannes 2011, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

After she wore the red and white Armani that I loved, Zoe changed into this Vionnet for a *Tree of Life* afterparty:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/zoesaldana_114240937.jpg "Zoe Saldana")](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-zoe-saldana-2-05-2011/the-tree-of-life-party-64th-annual-cannes-film-festival?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It's a bit more of a Blooming Shrubbery of Stern Disapproval, no? From this angle I really don't care for it, right down to the stripey belt -- which might be my problem. Bold and brave accessories are fine, and all, but to me this too severely chops up the dress. It's not gentle enough. This needed a caress, not a bitch-slap.

[](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-zoe-saldana-2-05-2011/64th-annual-cannes-film-festival-the-tree-of-life-party-usa-oz-only?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

From this angle? Breezy and pretty, the belt isn't giving me a headache, and I can see the fun pink flower on the side. Apparently Tyra Banks is right: knowing your angles IS most of the battle. I should never have doubted the Gospel According To Miss Tyra. And I never will again.

\[Photos: [Flynet](https://www.flynetonline.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\]