
So all seems to be well here, right? The dress is a bright tomato red, the belt cinches it cutely, there are pumps, she looks lively... but something's not sitting right with me.

In fact, something's not sitting right, period. And that something... is the entire top half of the dress.

Is this thing PINNED together? Taped? Being pinched in place by tiny genetically engineered mini-monkeys? As much as a mini-monkey might be super helpful to have around, I don't think whatever's happening here is doing the trick. It just looks sloppy and weird, and it's kind of ruining what had the potential to be a nice smart-casual look for her. Oh, MERYL. It's always something, isn't it?
