Rihanna

In the end, all I can get behind here is a) her face, b) maybe her shoes?, and c) the color. We JUST saw her in something more supportive and fitted, which makes this -- her first appearance after that much-discussed Grammys no-show -- that much more jarring. It's devouring her waist, it's wilting her chest... I mean, I suppose her album is called ANTI, so maybe she's using that as a fashion directive as well.

Rihanna

It does appear to photograph a bit better from other angles, but from the front it isn't really flattering. And up close, the fabric isn't that great. It reminds me of the stretchy translucent material on the side of my mattress pad.

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Heck, THIS is even more flattering, and they are basically flapper sweatpants.

Fug or Hmm: Rihanna in Armani Prive at the BRIT Awards

That cut is doing optically, epically weird things to her body. [Photo: Getty]