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# Fug Sync Battle: Chrissy Teigen in Armani
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-sync-battle-chrissy-teigen-07-2015/
- Published: 2015-07-07T20:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2015-07-07T22:34:39.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, super(and unsuper)models, transparency, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

When most people's Laura Ashley curtains become threadbare and grow a lean streak of mildew, they get thrown in the trash.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/ffn_vogue_party1_ffuk_070615_51791517.jpg "Paris Fashion Week: Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015/2016 - Vogue Party")

When it happens to Chrissy Teigen, she thinks, "Awesome! Monday night on the town SORTED."

And if you're curious, yes, we do have an undergarment in play:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_Vogue_Party1_FFUK_070615_51791516.jpg "Paris Fashion Week: Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2015/2016 - Vogue Party")

I guess the main design principle was Naked Water Nymph Rising From Giverny Pond Coated In Impressionist Lilies. That velvet hip mustache is a huge problem, too, as is the fact that I'm being asked to stare at her underpants. It fails twofold: One, just because WHO CARES ANYMORE THIS WHOLE DESIGN IS SO BORING, but two, their presence spoils the very effect the designer was going for anyway. YA BURNT. I would consider trying to drop the proverbial mic here, but let's face it, I've won nothing.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]