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# Fug the Bangs (And Other Stuff): Beyonce
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-bangs-and-other-stuff-beyonce/
- Published: 2014-10-15T14:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2014-10-15T17:44:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Beyonce

![Beyonce's New Bangs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_beyonce_jayz2_chp_101414_51558116.xml)

Here's the thing: That's a wig, right? Which is neither here nor there to me. I love a good wig. Sometimes I even love a bad wig. But I don't understand why Beyonce wore the wig in spite of what was clearly a crafting accident. Does Beyonce not have an energency wig? A contingency wig? A backup? ANY OTHER WIG AT ALL? DOES THE BEYGENCY NOT HAVE A WIG WRANGLER ON SPEED-DIAL?

## Beyonce

![Beyonce](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/beyonce-ag048847_06.xml)

This wig also appears not to be completely, fully, wholeheartedly affixed to her head -- you can see UNDERNEATH it, right? -- and she is wearing partial skirt-pants. This entire outfit is about things that half-assedly want to be other things.

## Beyonce

![Beyonce](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/beyonce-ag048904_01.xml)

SERIOUSLY she would look 100 percent better if she just took it off. No matter what sort of wig-cap situation is happening under there. It is practically taking ITSELF off. (Am I crazy? I'm not, right? It's Bad Wig?) The leather pants aren't great, either. EVERYTHING is beytraying her.

[Fug the Bangs (And Other Stuff): BeyonceBlue Ivy's safety scissors couldn't cut butter, but apparently they CAN cut bangs. A beytrayal of the highest order. \[Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_beyonce_jayz2_chp_101414_51558116.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-the-bangs-and-other-stuff-beyonce-10-2014/)